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Re: Teenager Jokes.

Postby spindo » Sat Aug 16, 2014 12:21 am

Wilfred had just learned his ABCs and was very scared of reciting them in front of his class. He stood in front of the class trembling and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
His teacher said, "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?
He replied, "It's running down my leg."
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Re: Teenager Jokes.

Postby spindo » Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:34 pm

A mother took her little boy to church.
While in church the little boy said,
“Mommy, I have to pee.”

The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not
appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church. So, from now on whenever you have
to ‘pee’ just tell me that you have to ‘whisper’.”

The following Sunday,
the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his
father, “Daddy, I have to whisper.“

The father looked at him and said,
“Okay, just whisper in my ear.”
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Re: Teenager Jokes.

Postby spindo » Mon Oct 13, 2014 4:37 pm

Husband-Wife:

Wife after drinking Beer : "Who are you?"
Husband : "Are you mad?! You don't recognize your husband?"
Wife: "Addiction makes you forget every sorrow - My dear brother!"
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Re: Teenager Jokes.

Postby spindo » Fri Nov 07, 2014 10:47 pm

A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied, "In-laws."
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Re: Teenager Jokes.

Postby spindo » Sun Jan 11, 2015 11:47 pm

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Re: Teenager Jokes.

Postby spindo » Tue Feb 10, 2015 7:33 pm

“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing… except when you’re at a funeral.
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Re: Teenager Jokes.

Postby spindo » Sat May 16, 2015 9:01 pm

One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos and pierced nose.

Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern. “Dear,” said the mother diplomatically, “he doesn’t seem very nice.”

“Oh please, Mom,” replied the daughter, “if he wasn’t nice, why would he be doing 500 hours of community service?"
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Re: Teenager Jokes.

Postby montroyalcity » Wed May 20, 2015 7:57 am

spindo wrote:Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


:lol: this is very scientifically true!!!!!!!!!!!
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